Warning… Strictly Fun Post:
I doubt seriously that you truly understand how much I enjoy coffee. It is my favorite beverage. I enjoy it hot, lukewarm or cold. And it doesn’t need anything in it. I actually like coffee… black… and STRONG. Like, if you can stand a spoon up in the middle of it, it’s almost strong enough. It’s possibly that only my Dad and my friends, Odis and Carl, are feeling what I’m posting right now.
For example, some people say that life is too short for bad coffee. Those people obviously don’t love coffee… because there is no bad coffee.
So, in honor of my coffee appreciation, here are a few of my favorite sayings about coffee…
Coffee is like a high five in your mouth.
Coffee… the most important meal of the day.
I don’t drink coffee to wake up, I wake up to drink coffee.
In dog coffees, I’ve only had 1 today.
I only like drinking coffee on days that end in the letter “Y”
I actually lift every day… technically it’s a cup of coffee, but hey, I lift…
Water is the most important element of life… because without it… you can’t make coffee.
A new study linked drinking more coffee with a longer lifespan… at this point, I’ve had enough coffee that I’m pretty sure I’ll be immortal.
I’ve had so much coffee I can’t feel my face anymore.
I’ve had so much coffee I can see noises.
If you ever hear me ordering decaf, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you.
If you can’t remember my name, just holler coffee, and I’ll turn around.
Well, there you have it. On this cold Saturday morning, I hope you enjoy six or eight cups of coffee!
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